This post is about a dream

So, you know, if you think dreams are boring and stuff feel free to skip this one.

A bit of background, I dream almost every night. My dreams are usually very detailed, sometimes convoluted in plot, and on many occasions incredibly lucid. This makes for some rather entertaining, or occasionally terrifying, dream experiences. Ok.

The night before last I dreamed that I traveled to Australia. Which could have been an awesome dream, but mostly left me bemused. My subconscious was obviously trying to bullshit me. It wanted me to think it knew what Australia looks like. C'mon, subconscious! It looked like Ohio, but with less trees and bigger, kind of weird flowers. I spent half the dream wondering why Australia had so much corn.

At least it got the volcanoes right last night.