If I could update my Facebook status at work
...doesn't care that you had to stay up until 5am doing homework that you had all three months of summer vacation to do, but waited until the night before the first day back to finish.
...will take the recommendation of her friends whose opinions she trusts on new movies, not those of the girl who said that "The Ugly Truth" was the best movie she's ever seen.
....hates when grown women talk in that breathy little girl voice. Do they think it is cute? Sexy? It is an annoying, obvious affectation if you ask her. Knock it off!
...thinks if a man initiates a conversation about penises more than 3 times in a half hour than he can be moved onto the "Might Be Gay" list, especially if it's not about his own.
...hates people.
... to Douchey McDoucherton "I'm sure you have never made a mistake in your life, sir. That would fully justify your holier than thou attitude."
...wishes her POS car would qualify for Cash for Clunkers.
...just realized that it has only been 30 minutes since she looked at the clock. Fuck.
...doesn't care what gender(s) Lady Gaga is in, but thinks it would be hilarious if she was 100% male.
...is tired of doing all the thinking.
...will take the recommendation of her friends whose opinions she trusts on new movies, not those of the girl who said that "The Ugly Truth" was the best movie she's ever seen.
....hates when grown women talk in that breathy little girl voice. Do they think it is cute? Sexy? It is an annoying, obvious affectation if you ask her. Knock it off!
...thinks if a man initiates a conversation about penises more than 3 times in a half hour than he can be moved onto the "Might Be Gay" list, especially if it's not about his own.
...hates people.
... to Douchey McDoucherton "I'm sure you have never made a mistake in your life, sir. That would fully justify your holier than thou attitude."
...wishes her POS car would qualify for Cash for Clunkers.
...just realized that it has only been 30 minutes since she looked at the clock. Fuck.
...doesn't care what gender(s) Lady Gaga is in, but thinks it would be hilarious if she was 100% male.
...is tired of doing all the thinking.
posted by Winter @ 1:44 PM
4 Comments:
At 5:25 AM ,
Shelley said...
I just updated about work - so close enough, right?
... to Douchey McDoucherton "I'm sure you have never made a mistake in your life, sir. That would fully justify your holier than thou attitude." All that needs is Dr in front of it and you have my working week.
At 1:04 AM ,
Winter said...
Nobody likes the McDoucherton Family. ;) I
At 3:47 AM ,
Mark said...
Awsome tat Becky. Good choice of design - it's natureish without being, you know, three wolves howling at the moon or anything. Your peppers look pretty good too.
I don't know why I'm writing this on a completely different post.
At 1:33 AM ,
Winter said...
Thank you, Mark.
And a little lol @ "three wolves howling at the moon." I think the internets will forgive you for alternate post commenting. ;)
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