I just saw the most disturbing commercial I have ever seen in my life.

And given the levels of creepiness that advertising has sunk to recently, that's pretty bad.


Two bipedal tongues with pink elephant-esque legs were arguing about coke zero with a bird legged eye ball.


JEESUS PLEEZUS COOKIES AND PUNCH!

I think I need therapy now.


UPDATE: It's worse than I thought. There is more than one of these commercials. And in my horrorstruck state upon viewing the first one, I apparently missed that the tongues have tails and redneck accents. As if it couldn't get any more horrifying.