Meme-ory

I stole this from Nails who in turn stole it from someone else who stole it from an entirely different person.

1. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
I’m not dating anybody.

2. Pretend you've had 10 beers. What you would be doing right now?
Talking. A lot.

3. What do you want?
I think I’d like a boyfriend, nothing serious right now, just someone to go out and have fun with and, you know, make out with. I think that would be nice.

4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
I’ve never shared a bed with anyone.

5. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes, and I think that’s healthy.

6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
Not milk.

7. Who knows the latest secret about you?
Just me, I keep my cards close the vest.

8. How long is your hair?
Just past shoulder length, I’m thinking about growning it out again.

9. Do you like Batman?
I like Batman, but I don’t like-like batman.

10. Who was the last person who told you they loved you?
I don’t remember.

13. Do you like anyone now?
It doesn’t really matter, and I wouldn’t tell anyway.

14. When was the last time you lied?
Pfft, probably today at work.

16. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Kind of, it’s the day that Columbus embarked upon his famous journey, but they only celebrate the day he landed. Anybody can randomly stumble upon North America, it’s a freakin’ continent. I think undertaking the journey is the important part.

18.Last thing you cooked today?
I warmed up some breadsticks for myself in the microwave. I also did some cooking at work...

19. Did you have a nap today?
No, I don’t take naps.

20. Whose house did you go to last?
My friend Julia’s

21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
I don’t own any sweats, so obviously jeans.

22. Why is the sky blue?
Do you know how badly fushia would have went with the oceans?

23. Do you like green beans?
No. I loathe them. I physically can not eat them. I can put them in my mouth (blech!) and chew, but if I try to swallow I’ll choke.

24. Do you swear a lot?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

25. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Target

27. Do you use an alarm clock?I use the alarm on my phone.

29. Do you ever snort when you laugh?No, I’m more of an evil chuckle/manical cackle type.

30. What's the first thing you notice on the opposite sex?
It’s easiest to say “the eyes”, but it’s more complicated than that.

32. Do you want someone you can't have?
I’ve never wanted anyone I could have.

34. Do you wear underwear?
Yeah.

35. Do you wear a bra?
Of course.

36. What size?
Whatever fits.

37. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
I’m usually pretty social, but it depends on the company.

39. Do you have a tan?
I brown easily, but don’t get much sun, so I’m just tan from the elbows down.

45. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, but I have a healthy respect for things that may be lurking in the dark.

47. Do you miss someone today?
I wasn’t earlier, but I kind of am now.