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Saturday, May 19, 2007

DIY Worst Sellers List

102 One Hour Home Surgeries

Backyard Coal Mining for Beginners

DIY Liposuction

The Mud and Filth Diet

Poverty: Squandering Your Life Savings in Spite of Your Spouse's Best Efforts

Procreation for One

Shrinking Your Package for Complete and Utter...Why the Hell Are You Still Reading This? Why Are You Picking Up This Book?!? What's Wrong With You? Freak. Seriously, Put It Down. Droooop it! Baaaad Consumer, Go To Your Room.

Infectious Diseases, Collect Them All!

So You Want to be a Whale Proctologist

The Morons' Guide to Mime

Dr. Douchepipe's Douchebaggery Manual

The Racists' Guide to Advanced Bigotry

Immortality Through Immolation

You Can Staple Gun Your Way to True Love!

International Diplomacy for Imbeciles

"Where Her Baby Daddy At?" - 16 Steps to Becoming White Trash

Eat Your Weight in Bibles! For Profit!

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5 Comments:

  • At 8:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'm very curious as to what other literary credits this Dr. Douchepipe has to his name, if any.


    Rev Hempshaw
    "Have a safe day"

     
  • At 8:25 AM , Blogger colonel eggroll said...

    Personally, I would be interested in seeing what "You Can Staple Gun Your Way to True Love!" has to offer.

    =)

     
  • At 1:56 AM , Blogger Winter said...

    The Rev - Dr. Douchepipe is a frequent contributor in the "[Fill in the Blank] for Douchebags" Series.

    The Colonel - To be sure you'd find plenty of things which would get you slapped with a restraining order, but chapter 47 does deal with such nonesense.

     
  • At 2:02 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I have mental image of Dr. Douchepipe wearing a tweed jacket with a bowtie and smoking a douchepipe. It's making me giggle.

     
  • At 4:32 PM , Blogger Winter said...

    Mark - LOL. That's perfect! It's totally making me giggle now. :D

     

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